Why, Oh Why, Do I Have To Be Groomed?

Derby 

{if looks could kill}

Derby is not a happy camper since he was picked first

for a bath, blow-dry and trim.

 This is really more than any westie should have to put up with!

I'm going to write my union westie-rep. 

I've been standing for more than 5 minutes and not even a sip of water.

 Maybe if I look out the window he'll take the

 hint that I really don't like what he's doing to me.

 Don't you point that 'thing' at me ... Mr. Groomer-man.

 I escaped ... hahahaha ... they won't get me back on that table.

Little does Derby know that Mr. Groomer-man

will be back on Monday to finish him and work on Julep.